The truth is I had an inside source on this one. I planned to break this story at the expense of a close, personal relationship. That’s how far I go for the fans, you know. But it turns out story broke itself today. I didn’t even get to wow a couple of stoned dudes with this news.
NASA is sending a robot to the moon! America still has it. As long as we keep up stuff like this, we’re fucking money! Stick to robots and space, that’s always been our strength. Who’s gonna be complaining about our failed social welfare programs when we’re driving moon buggies with our robot riding shotgun.
Robots Comparing Tools
Stronger Than Your Grandmother!
If Russia or China even dares to plant a flag on the moon, our Robot will simply pull the pole from the ground and robo-defecate on it.
I’m in a good mood today.