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Why Nicholas Sparks is F****** Loaded

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America's Still Got It!

The truth is I had an inside source on this one. I planned to break this story at the expense of a close, personal relationship. That’s how far I go for the fans, you know. But it turns out story broke itself today. I didn’t even get to wow a couple of stoned dudes with this news.

NASA is sending a robot to the moon!
America still has it. As long as we keep up stuff like this, we’re fucking money! Stick to robots and space, that’s always been our strength. Who’s gonna be complaining about our failed social welfare programs when we’re driving moon buggies with our robot riding shotgun.

My Feminine Hygiene Product is Larger than Yours

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Stronger Than Your Grandmother!

Stronger Than Your Grandmother!

If Russia or China even dares to plant a flag on the moon, our Robot will simply pull the pole from the ground and robo-defecate on it.

I’m in a good mood today.

The “You Should Start A Band” EP

Well- It’s almost here. I put in the order with Oasis Disc Manufacturing. Addie’s gorgious artwork, Matt and Pascal’s amazing music video, Danny’s expert production, and our silly little songs- of course. It’s hard to believe that in approximately 9 days (and possibly at our New York show!) we will have real-life-3D copies of the next Frontier Brothers release. Of course, I wish we had a new album- but given our financial constraints, this is the next best definitive step in that direction. Burning Panties, Don’t Try and Take My Guns, and You Should Start a Band will form the backbone of a larger work that we are going to try to start recording this summer. If you ask me, though, these songs should tide you over for a while- they are 3 big, complicated, surprising works. I’m terrifically proud of this music. I think it might be our best. The music video is hilarious as well– I think everyone is going to be very surprised!

So thanks. Thanks Matt, Pascal, Addie, Danny, Ryan, Jeff Lipton, and the whole crew. We have been blessed with a creative team of unparalleled talent. It’s time to get out, play some shows, and kick some ass!